My lovely lavender ice cream. Magic I discovered

Did you ever eat flowers when you will little? I did. I ate flowers. Only one kind though. They were little white flowers and my friends and I would eat the flower part and chew the stems because they were tart.

Everybody else is doing it!

I would never ever ever do this ever again. Eat a flower? Off the ground? Where dogs are? and other gross things that I don't want to think about? I don't think so; I would rather have a salad... at least until tonight at three p.m.

Does this mean you are eating flowers off the ground again, Julia, you ask? No it does not, my dearest reader, it means I HAVE DISCOVERED LAVENDER AND HONEY ICE CREAM! Yes, it is made with real lavender flowers, yes it tastes like flowers and it ROCKS!!

This is why in today's post I shall talk about things you should eat if you did not eat them as a child. It isn't only the flower eating but I will talk about that first. If you haven't eaten a flower before, you are missing out. Go out and pick a small flower (it can be a honey suckle if you like, as long as you eat the flower part), when nobody is looking, take this flower and chomp down on it. You will admit, it tastes good. I believe this is essential for becoming an adult. You must eat a flower. Suddenly the world will expand, you have never tasted anything like a flower. It will open new doors for you; you will know you will never go hungry again. I bet you will even eat another flower.

The next thing you should eat is not exactly... uhm... edible. This is why you need to be at a place to spit it out when you take a bite. If you are curious about what I'm talking about watch this video and then I will tell you:

yet again, I was not able to access the actual video (DARN YOU TO HECK, COPYRIGHTS!) so chipmunks sung this version. Did you see him eat it though? Did you see him eat the crayon?? I did. I saw him. That's why I ate a crayon in 8th grade...or at least I chewed it a few times and then spat it out because it tasted horrible. I am not sure why but I felt very happy after doing that. I went around telling everybody for months about it. Take a bite out of a crayon, I promise you, as long as you do not swallow, you will not regret it. Oh goshes, my dearest reader, it is wonderful.

The next one is not as wonderful. I will cut right to the chase to tell you, I can't make this suspenseful. I need to tell you, you have to know. I can't possibly keep this one from you. Oh no. I can't.

[blog horribly interrupted while mad mother. She was in a bad mood and a fight ensued while Somebody to Love by Queen played in the background. Ended in her turning the computer off. blog continued next morning]

wasabi. You have to try it. I'm serious. Go out and buy some sushi and take a bite of the wasabi. You might scream, you might even cry, but you have to try it at least once, preferably with a two liter of your favorite drink next to you.

What else is there to eat my dear friends? Anything. Anything at all. If it is edible, try it! If it is not edible... only if you must. But the point is to do something that your mind is screaming at you not to do. TRY THE CRAZY ICE CREAM FLAVORS! IT MUST BE DONE IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE! Well, maybe I'm exaggerating, but it does make life more interesting.