hello dearest reader(s)

Right now, I am at the gym, leaning back on a cold metal chair that digs quite uncomfortably into my back staring all dead-like at the computer. I feel like swimming in a huge pool filled with diet coke while drinking coffee flavored (virgin) pina-coladas. I bet you are asking yourself "Why on Earth would she want to do that? That sounds really odd. Why does she want all three of those drinks? Isn't a can of diet coke good enough for her?" No. A single can of diet coke is not good enough for me right now. I need a whole pool of it PLUS a coffee-flavored pina-colada. I will now tell you the story in which I will explain this.



Last night, I got back from Mississippi (we go to visit my Grandma's grave in Mississippi on Mother's Day every year) rather late (rather late = 7pm). This was supposed to be study time. I had a creative writing exam today at 12 o'clock and I needed to study for it. On Saturday, I told myself I would study on Sunday morning. On Sunday morning, I told myself I would study on the car ride back. On the car ride back, I told myself I would study at home. I was at home; it was study time.

I am the queen of procrastinating

This is why I promptly sat down at my computer (which I did not need to study) and looked at my AIM. This was when I saw that one of my great friends Humphrey was online. "Humphrey is online!" I said to myself, "I must IM Humphrey." So I IMed Humphrey and we talked for awhile before he showed me one of the most greatest things ever: The Onion. I will post a video later because I cannot do this on the Gym computer.

{it is now later. Watch this:}

I then watched videos on The Onion for an hour. Soon it was ten o'clock at night and my dad came in my room and told me it was time to get ready for bed. I startled and looked down at the papers on my bed which looked like this:

[i will put a picture of the study guide here as soon as I can get to a good computer]

I screamed silently in my head and rushed to take a shower and do other things in order to be ready to fall onto my bed and pass out. and then I studied until midnight. At midnight I was much too tired to study anymore so I fell asleep knowing an inkling more than I had known before. I woke up after that at 2, then at 3, then at 4:30, then at 5. It was a sleepless night.

I woke up this morning completely unprepared for the exam. I got up anyway and went to school. At school, I had a lab notebook for physics due that I was positive was awful. I turned it in anywho. After that I had Spanish, the class after that I had creative writing.

Let it be known, I SUCK at Spanish. Ese es yo hablaba en espanol. Yo sabe muy poco. Mi llamo Julia. Soy cinquenta anos. I cannot afford to pay no attention to a whole Spanish class, but this is what I did. I studied and studied and studied for Creative Writing. Who was the author of "The Twa Corbies"? Trick question! It was an anonymous poem. Do you know who wrote "The Woman at the Washington Zoo"? It was Randall Jarrell. I know this because of Spanish class. I studied for an hour in there.

Then. It was time for my test. I tried not to panic, walked into the room and... I HAD PULLED It OFF! I knew almost ALL of the answers! It was AMAZING and I was SO HAPPY!

Then it was time for Algebra. I had not done the homework. I had forgotten my calculator as well. The happiness was gone.

At the Gym, I ran for twelve minutes. This stole all of my extra energy. I will now go onto one of the couches and try to sleep inconspicuously. toot-a-loo my reader(s)