My Adventures in Western Louisiana

holy crappers. I don't normally curse and if i DO curse its not 'holy crappers' but i thought that adjective described the past two days splendidly. First off, We drove FIVE hours away to visit my cousin who should SO BE READING THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I LEFT MY BLOG LINK ON YOUR LAPTOP. She lives out in the middle of nowhere. I love vacations to the middle of nowhere because the towns are CRAZY. We passed a school on the way there and i'm pretty sure it said TACOS KILL or TACO SKILL or something... i don't know whether the taco is the mascot or somebody suffered Death by Taco
speaking of that, why don't you listen to this:

and i hate that i didn't get a picture of that sign... but take a look at this:


I didn't catch that... when do you close on Sundays? Mr. Petstore??

and check this 1840s vending machine out! (see the person I censored out? Im pretty nifty with technology ehh?


see? Nowhere towns ROCK... but i would never survive there for more than a few days.

I was treated to a night on the town (Sonic and the X-Men movie) and we had to walk completely through "the town"... it reminded me of one of those towns you stop in for "gas" in a scary movie and then you get slashed.

The X-Men movie though? pretty dern *see? thats how I "curse" holy crappers? not exactly how i curse* cool. Me and My cousin *if you are reading this let me know if i have permission to use your name* made our own little comentary during it. Mostly to annoy the people behind us who KICKED MY SEAT. I have more to say about the movies but that part of my blog is private. Sorry ;)


That night was when the craziness began. My mom decided to pick me up directly after the movies *a long story but do youreally want to be bored with the details?* so after the forty minute walk to where we were staying we arrived to find her battery dead. and her stuck in the parking lot. after a half hour we got a jump and went to our B&B where i promptly fell asleep.

You see... the B&B had a formal breakfast promptly at 8:30 so i had to wake up early. But at 7oclock it was STORMING and by 8oclock the power was out. Everywhere in Nowhere power was out. We had a breakfast of fruit and yogurt and when we went to check out, it was still storming and the car's battery was DEAD. YOu know how fun it is to sit in a car and wait for a storm to die out? Not. Fun. At. All. You know how much more fun it is to drive to the only autoshop (Wal-mart) in town and find it close due to a power outage? not fun. DO you know how much fun it is to drive to a town an hour and 1/2 away to find another town with an autoshop (wal-mart)? not fun. Luckily, that other town was where my sister lived so we had lunch there. I didn't get to see my cousin today, or go anywhere but the car, which I spent a good 10 hours in. i didn't get to go anywhere really. We didn't get home until 8:30 and i still have homework to do. Nowhere didn't get power until about 3. and i have a story that for right now, is private. so i think this trip can ony be describes as holy crappers right now. and i have to go because it almost midnight and i have to do homework and take a shower. Ta ta for now ;)