May 6th 2009 *thats a good enough blog title... right?*

listen to this, it came up when my ipod was on shuffle and i fell in love. this isn't the official video but its pretty DERN COOL!


So i have this hypothetic friend who has a hypothetical problem. You see, she has this like giraffe that just FOLLOWS HER AROUND. It isn't a normal giraffe either. Its a ZOMBIE giraffe and it plans on eating her brains soon.. do you see the dilema? She just doesn't know how to tell him that he's too tall to ride the roller coasters she plans on riding tomorrow. I mean she can't just be like "well, you see, if you were planning on following me and eating my brains tomorrow... you can't. because you are a giraffe and you are insanely tall." no. she has to be coy about it.

...and now i have this REAL problem that isn't hypothetical at all. So, like, theres this guy... don't you hate it when things start offf like that? So there's this guy... and hes super cute and blah blah blah. This is why I shall begin in story mode....

I've only ever had one REAL boyfriend and I decided that doesn't count... that SO doesn't count. Total do-overs. We dated for exactly a month, i know because i felt pretty bad for calling it off after only a month. But i had to. Do you want to know why I had to?
You know how most guys say 'You're so beautiful/pretty/sexy/cute.' or 'I love you' or something sweet to tell you they like you? Well this guy, let us call him Loserface for the blog's sake, said 'If you were a guy, I would go gay for you.' IF YOU WERE A GUY I WOULD GO GAY FOR YOU!?!?!?! WHO would ever say that? How is that endearing? 'Oh REALLY? Thats so sweet. If you were a girl i'd bitch-slap you right now!' Do you see why i had to dump him? So obviously that relationship went nowhere. it was ruined by him calling me a guy. I mean REALLY! is that supposed to be SWEET or something? I am a GIRL! G-I-R-L! Don't worry about me being a guy, Loserface, and don't talk about going gay when you're dating me!

Back to the actual story, so i've never had a boyfriend before. At my school though, there is this guy and we have a realtionship through smiling. it is really weird and odd and i can't describe it in any other way than we smile at each other every time we see each other. It is weird. I spoke to him once. in october. i will not write what i said, let us just say that i wish i drank so that i could have the excuse that i was drunk *i actually wish i could use that excuse quite often...*.
So we can't really talk to each other. wouldn't that be weird "hey. i've, uh, been lookin atchoo a lots. why don't choo and me go out fo' sum coffee or sumpim'" I don't know what kind of accent that is but if i talked to him, that is the accent I would use.

Or it would be like this:

Hey.
Hey.
So, uh... smiling
yeah. smiling
*awkward pause*
So you want to uhm...
yeah?
maybe actually, uh, talk sometime
yeah. sounds cool
yeah.
*awkward pause*
catch you... later. i guess
yeah. later.

Maybe i should just forget about it...
well i need to go. i have a lot of homework that i cant forget about

toot-a-loo!