It is Summer now

Summer is when I am at my prime. Looking back at my past few summers, I have to smile. They have been awesome. I've made friends, experienced new things and I have been totally and unexplicitly, even though i have no idea what that word means, me. I am nervous today; however, today does not feel like the beginning of another great summer. It feels like the beginning of staring at a TV and doing nothing for a few months. This summer has to be great though... doesn't it? doesn't it?

DOESN'T IT? I mean, I have my ten goals:

1. Learn all words in Our House by Madness, Can't Touch This by MC Hammer, and at least one Queen song besides Bohemian Rhapsody

It is important to know the words to these songs. When you know the words to classic songs that nobody else knows the words to you become cool. You become untouchable... because my my my my music hits me, so hard, makes me say OH MY LAWD! Thankyou for blessin me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet it feels good when you know youre down. a superdope homeboy from the Oaktown and I'm known, as such and this is a beat uh. you can't touch.

2. Watch 1 classic movie each week (excluding weeks when I am on vacation)

It is important to quote old movies:

Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
I'll never join you!
If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

No, I am your father

*Luke makes funny face*
No. No thats not true. Its impossible
Search your feelings, Luke, you know it to be true
NOOOOO!!!!!!

and thats not even the best part of that movie!!

I love you *says Leia as Han Solo is about to be killed [or so they thought]*
I know *is his reply*

3. Learn dance to Thriller

talk about bustin' a move!

4. Write at least 10,000 words a week for my book that i am writing which i will not tell you anything about at all

When you write a book, its important to actually write

5. Speak with an English accent for a day

There is no reason for this. I just really want to do it.

6. memorize first page in harry potter

Because I need to secure my status as an ultimate Harry Potter fan

7. find an excuse to burst into song* preferably an 80s song (preferably ABBA or Queen even though they arent too 80s) during a converstion

There isn't a reason for this either. I just think it would make me interesting

8. Learn two Shakespear sonnets.

It is a summer of memorization

9. Be spontaneous on June 5th at 1:43 pm, and again on July 11rd at 6:24pm. (Oh nO! I'm already planning my spontaneity! stop it Julia!)

Because I'm just a spontaneus person.

10. Return to school with stories. Good storied about that wacky thing I did June 5th and about how I rapped You Can't Touch This in the middle of the French Quarter

This basically means that I have to use my new super powers to entertain people.

These should make for an interesting summer... I hope. What if it doesn't?!?! What if my summer is completely horrible. I must breathe deeply. I will have fun. I will have fun. I will have fun. I will have fun. I will have fun. I will have fun. I will have fun. I will have fun. WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I WON'T HAVE FUN THIS SUMMER??