Lets talk Politics

OK, I'm not going to point any fingers, but there is a certain country being led by very short,grumpy men that is kinda yanking my chain right now.

I am short and grumpy!

Like I said though, I'm not pointing any fingers and I will not name names. Instead, I shall speak of them in terms I think their small brains are capable of understanding and I shall start by naming them the Booger-Eaters. You can find the Booger-Eaters at this location: 40 00 N, 127 00 E on the globe. The Booger-Eaters have been in the news a lot lately because like all children their height, they are being naught just for the sake of being naughty. If you have ever babysat, you know what I am talking about; a kid decides they need more attention so they get a red glint in their eye and start jumping on the couch. The Booger-Eaters are doing this now, they are jumping on the couch with scissors in their hand. The rest of the world, the tall, non-booger-eaters are trying to get them off of the couch and put the scissors down but the Booger-Eaters persist! They are saying if anybody comes near them on the couch, they will cut their hair off. The Booger-Eaters do enjoy being naughty.

What are the Tall People (who hit a growth spurt on October 24, 1945) to do about the Booger-Eaters? The Tall People cannot go near the Booger-Eaters or they will get all of their hair cut off and they cannot simply let the Booger-Eaters misbehave so, what if the Booger-Eaters get the Glue-Eaters, Fart-Sniffers, Hair-Pullers and Frog-Lickers to start a jumping-on-couch-with-scissors phase! It could end the world!!! They can't make a deal with the Booger-Eaters nor can they tackle them or call their parents. The Tall People are stuck in a horrid situation, only able to wag their fingers and hope the Booger-Eaters stop at the moment.

This situation is something everybody should be keeping track of with a weary eye. What the Booger-Eaters and Tall People do can effect everybody. This is not to say you should be scared; we do not know what the Booger-Eaters plan to do. Maybe they just feel like jumping on the couch for a moment and will soon jump down, maybe they plan to cut every body's hair off. The best thing to do right now is sit and wag our fingers. Wag your fingers, Citizens of the World, and hope that it ends well... or hope that the Booger-Eaters accidentally stab themselves before they cut any body's hair off. Either or. Either or.

Post-script: It was very hard not to curse in this blog. I wanted to like "Those&*#%^@$% I &*#%$# hate them! What the &%#@*&%$ [<- I don't know how I did that, but my curse-word is clickable] is wrong with them, but I hope you'll find my Booger-Eater approach much more entertaining and enjoyable to read. I also hope you know what I'm talking about (if you don't the links help)...