I am watching my first james bond EVER right now.

I am surprised that this is the first time I have ever seen a James Bond movie because i am OBSESSED with movies. I spend a LOT of time watching movies, at least 8 times the healthy amount of movie watching. I look through all the movies coming up on my tivo every few weeks and record all of the interesting ones. I own about a humdred movies (most of them are old Disney movies) and whenever I watch one I will watch it over and over again until I am terribly sick of it. A few weeks ago I watched Mulan until I memerized the whole We Are Men song. all three parts (and yes, it comes up three times during the movie. i didn't know that either until a few weeks ago). If I am at home, the TV is on and so is a movie and i look like this:

I think my eyes are rotted

okay... not really. usually i have it on and listen to it a little while reading or cooking or doing homework or doing whatever it is i should actually be doing. movies are great to have in the background, also if i am doing something dumb online something dumb online another dumb thing crazy dumb I can say "but, ma! the movie is almost over! I need to know what happens to Mr. Snuffleguffles once the tree stops talking to him!"


So back to my point. I have never ever ever seen a James Bond movie. Ever. which is weird. So now I am watching it and I don't really get anything that is going on. I am watching Thunderball (try not to laugh) it is from 1965. I think Bond is a hairy hornbag. he hits on every girl he sees and he is like a werewolf he is so hairy. This Bond is Sean Connery and he is not hot. he is a hairy hornbag who wears short-shorts. I don't know if i'm saying all of this because the plot line went completely over my head but he is a hairy hornbag. all im gonna say.

I am still glad i'm watching a Bond movie finally. I've always wanted to... OH! I HAVE THE DAILY SONG!!!



I really reall hate it when the official video's embedding is disabled. It irks my... birks... it... lerves my nerves. It... annoys me. I mean, i found a really good video for we got to leave, but i didnt even look at this one...


ANYWAYS. back to Bond. so far my opinion. is that I don't like it. I think Im going to watch an eighties version of it because i love the eighties (3D! <-- do you get it? do you get my insane pop culture VH1 reference? do you? do YOu?) okay. so i left my blog for awhile.... four hours to hang out with my cousin AA and i am going to get off the topic of Jame Bond (although i want to say that along with James Bond I have recently seen XMen for the first time and i am going to go see Star Trek wednesda where i hope to become a trekkie) and i will go on to the fact that ALIENS HAVE VISITED EARTH!!!! i am buying (or making) one of these like RIGHT AWAY alien hat because the website says that "The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only four failures have been reported since 1998. Two of those failures were encounters with alien-human hybrids." I am so glad i found this website. it saved my life. Until my hat comes in. however, this is how i will look:








ohhh!! watch this too




Non-Abductees Anonymous






now, why do i think this, you are asking?

because i am watching Ancient Aliens on the discovery channel, and there are drawings like this all over caves and pyramids and stuff:


there are pictures of rockets in pyramids and lightbulbs in Egypt and TONS of crazy things that are actually out there that are like "hey! why is there a picture of an AIRPLANE in King Tut's tomb?" (there isn't, but i don't remember the names of the actual tombs the were found at. the point is that they WERE found in REAL ancient tombs). THIS IS CRAZY PEOPLE! THIS IS CRAZY! I AM GOING CRAZY AND I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO FIND ONE OF THOSE HATS AND BUY IT AND WEAR IT TO SCHOOL!



im not going to say anymore because i know you all are about to agree that i'm crazy. but im going to give you a link and you will soo look at this and buy one of those awesome hats so you can look as cool as me: http://www.ancient-hebrew.org/ancientman/03_maya.html

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ps. this is for you AA


WHAT IS WITH THE OVERALLS??